Another Day, Another Thin Skinned Whine
Trump: “Mommy, Colbert said mean things about me again!”
Mom (a.k.a lawyers, natch): “and did you provoke him again?”
Trump: “Um, no??”
Mom: “you did, didn’t you?”
Trump: “I’m gonna sue!”
Mom: “Of course, you are.”
Trump: “Will you come to court with me?”
Mom: “You’re on your own, kid. Your maid made your bed, you shit it, there’s only so many times someone will clean up after you.”