Weekend in Bangkok
An abbreviated Two and a Half Men episode title for one of the funniest episodes, and for one that hits very close to home. The fresh child-proof hell of controlled substances: check. Hurting yourself while already incapacitated: check. Dealing with people who aren’t listening or paying attention: check. Sometimes lying on the floor contemplating licking the meds off it and letting the tablet(s) dissolve in your mouth: check.
“Mixing those pills with alcohol is a bad idea.”
“Not if you’re trying to die.”
“How many more of those pills you got left?”
Indeed.
I clearly need more sleep and to find a way to turn off the morbid humor (even though it’s all I have anymore). Yeah, yeah. I slept most of today. Bite me. I’m still wiped out.
And there’ll be no weekend in Bangkok for me. Just dinner at my mom’s with my son and light to moderate Christmas preparation.
Now I need to figure out why my remote control is winking at me. It is. Totally! Winking. The “cable” button winks and blinks all willy-nilly. But not when anyone else is around. I hope it’s just batteries and not some sort of appliance/gadget possession because I’m no mood for poltergeists and shit. The Paranormal State crew are nowhere near and I can’t exorcise demons on my own.
Awww yes I know about not having enough sleep!!! Hell it’s almost 7am and I just took a sleeping pill becuz my tired butt has been up all night… lol :shock: on the whole remote twitching… there coming to get you OH MY! :rofl:
Comment by Sabrae Carter — 2008/12/12 @ 04:43
Next time it winks, give a good slap for being fresh. That should sort it out. :toast:
Comment by The Gray Monk — 2008/12/12 @ 05:02
slap the remote? That cracked me up. wink, wink.
Comment by vodkamom — 2008/12/12 @ 05:06
My ten dollar aftermarket remote winks at me but it’s a piece of crap. A more expensive remote wouldn’t dare try that!!
Does your remote have self worth issues, too?
Comment by pam — 2008/12/12 @ 06:02
If it winks at you again, wink back! Gotta take your fun where you find it…
:rofl:
Comment by jan — 2008/12/12 @ 09:42
If it winks at you again, wink back! Gotta take your fun where you find it…
I could never top that! Mebbe it’s hallucinations.
Comment by GW — 2008/12/12 @ 17:20
remote control – the other one-eyed monster.
Comment by Temple Stark — 2008/12/13 @ 03:51
ours does that too. You’re not hallucinating. No idea why. :hug:
Comment by caltechgirl — 2008/12/14 @ 11:24