1) I now know where black lesbians gather on Tuesday nights in Las Vegas.
2) I discovered where to get free chicken and some asiany coleslaw stuff at 1am.
3) If I have someone with me who likes Patron, I know where to get a shot of it for $4.
4) I learned I really like shopping at Walmart in the middle of the night, walking out to the parking lot at 0500.
5) I have now decided that the fan I purchased at Walmart in the middle of the night sucks because I have to assemble it and I really don’t want to do that at 0550. Ain’t gonna happen.
And that’s pretty much it — the extent of my wisdom gleaned from wandering about Las Vegas in the wee hours.