Feeling Violated

Da Goddess @ 03:12

Currently so fucking constipated that my ass feels violated. I’ve been trying everything.

I’m hoping it all “comes out” in the morning.

Like that damn dachshund I dropped after my lower back surgery years ago.

‘cept I’m not hearing any barking. Just me groaning and feeling generally miserable.

This is what you get when you move into a new place and bathrooms are in short supply. Once we get moved, I’ll have my own. Thank God.


  1. Ouch.

    Enema, in the dead of night when nobody is up and around. Just plain warm water is fast, painless and works like a charm.


    Comment by pam — 2011/12/01 @ 05:37

  2. LOL, I’ve survived. I go through this every couple years it seems and it’s just so stupid! I think I’d rather have diarrhea.

    Comment by Da Goddess — 2011/12/01 @ 15:22

  3. So, on a whim I click on my DaGoddess link for the first time in several weeks to see if, by chance, anything is new here.

    I’ve got to thank you for the wonderful Friday morning visual. Dropping a dachshund…

    You may not be hearing any barking, but you’ve got more than one reader hearing some serious growling; tiny beeds of perspitation on the forhead, distended neck veins.

    We’re flush with anticipation.

    Comment by Stu — 2011/12/02 @ 08:28

  4. That’s just a little evil, Stu. And very funny!

    I can’t believe you missed the dachshund story the first time around.

    Comment by Da Goddess — 2011/12/03 @ 00:16

  5. Oh my, oh my. First time back in a couple weeks and I get graced by this. Why am I not surprised? You never cease to keep me awake.

    Comment by Wichi Dude — 2011/12/06 @ 16:30

  6. Dear,
    A truely Moving Post!
    Hope everything works out in the End!

    Comment by RockinRon — 2011/12/13 @ 21:12

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