The Safety Word is Banana

DaGoddess @ 02:14

There’s something highly amusing about Harry Connick Jr and Craig Ferguson doing a kissing scene in which neither is allowed to actually kiss, touch, or do anything more than make a serious kissy face.

And to think I almost missed it.

(Oddly enough, earlier in the evening, the Friends episode with Jill Goodacre — as played by Jill Connick — was on. You know, the one where Chandler’s stuck in an ATM vestibule with her. It was also the one where Ross got freaked out by a cat, Rachel found an Italian guy, and Phoebe wrote a blackout tune.)

Anyhow, I managed to flip channels quickly enough in my decongestant-and-Vicodin stupor and land on utter happiness.

Now I must phlegmily (or is it phlegmilly? phlegmally??) rotate my lungs and sinuses for maximum relief of congestion and pressure. Not to mention spread the mucousy love around.

Yeah, it’s sinus time again. Started in San Diego and carried over to Las Vegas. Did you ever notice that those two cities have the same number of letters in their names, in the same pattern, and that both contain at least one A and one S?

This post brought to you by Equate brand pseudoephedrine 12-hour decongestant. And maybe a little Vicodin and Ambien. They may have something to do with it.

Or not.

Cuz now I’m seeing some other guy attempting to massage Craiggles’ chakras. That has to be brought on by something else entirely. Maybe too much green tea?


  1. Feel better! I don’t think I’m as bad off as you, so if I feel like I’m in purgatory you must feel like hell.

    The back of my head has been hurting for days. :(

    Have you tried hot/cold alternating compresses on your face?

    Comment by Pam — 2009/12/30 @ 06:04

  2. I think that’s definitely the Vicodin talking!

    Comment by jan — 2009/12/30 @ 12:56

  3. Pam, I’d soak my face in boiling oil if I thought it’d make me feel better. Unfortunately, it’s all decongestants and cough syrup around here. Now I think I’m getting one of those mega subterranian zits. I hate those.

    Jan, think it’s more of an Ambien thing. I’ve noticed weird things happening after I’ve taken Ambien. Remember my flurglebop comments on your site? Same thing.

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/12/30 @ 13:34

  4. I :heart: Craig Ferguson. Why can’t they replace Conan with him?

    Comment by Omnibus Driver — 2009/12/30 @ 15:04

  5. For that mucosy crap…the best thing I’ve found is Mucinex…don’t know how that would go with your other meds. But it gets the crud out like nobody’s business.

    Comment by Mrs. Who — 2009/12/30 @ 15:47

  6. I :heart: Craig, too.

    I’ve tried Mucinex, but it doesn’t work nearly as well as the other stuff does for me. Weird, huh?

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/12/31 @ 01:45

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