Last Night I Dreamed I Hated You
Don’t you hate it when you wake up from a vivid dream and you’re angry at someone? You know, because in the dream they did something so terrible, so mean…you reached new levels of “can’tstandness”? It’s especially difficult when you dream about someone you genuinely care for.
Wanna know what my solution was? In the dream, I mean? I put tuna salad in their pockets. Yeah. Juicy tuna salad. In a dress coat. And I expressed my anger verbally through clenched jaw and I’m sure more than a few tears. All while watching ducks. And a roller coaster. And…it was a weird dream.
The funny thing was, as soon as I woke up, I tried to shake it all off. But my heart was thumping. I was trembling. I was really angry when I woke up! And then I wasn’t. I started laughing as I recalled the tuna salad trick.
If only life were as bizarre as dreams. Can you imagine settling an argument with tuna salad?
I think it’s inspired.
OH, yeah! I’ve woken up so angry with Arthur and have even given him a light tap… ‘what was that for?’ LOL!
Tuna? The perfect retaliation! :thumbs:
Comment by Pam — 2009/11/21 @ 16:01
hiya, i’m back. missed you and all the gang.
wake up mad at someone every now and then. the funny thing is always that i can’t shake the snarky feelings all day, even though i know it was all a stupid dream. heh.
Comment by patti — 2009/11/21 @ 17:24
I so don’t like tuna, which makes that even funnier.
It is hard to shake those feelings sometimes, isn’t it?
Patti, welcome back!
Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/11/21 @ 21:03
Tuna? I’ll have to remember that. :rofl:
Worse yet, I’ve gone to bed pissed and woken up even more pissed. Guess I should’ve taken my forgive pills first before I went down.
Comment by diamond dave — 2009/11/22 @ 07:30
The real kicker would be if the object of your angst doesn’t notice the tuna at first, but only after the dress coat’s been hanging in his closet for several weeks. THAT would be sweet. :popcorn:
Comment by GW — 2009/11/23 @ 16:43