2009/08/16

A Reptile Dysfunction

DaGoddess @ 04:00

“That’s what it sounds like they’re saying,” my son said as the 500th ad for erectile dysfunction aired in the last 10 minutes.

He was giggling. He’s a weird kid. He’s also the same kid who perfected the Smiling Bob grin and wave (and does it bother anyone else that Smiling Bob shows up during summer months dressed as Santa?).

“What if you had E.D.?” I asked.

“Mom, it’s not like I have to worry about that just yet, you know. I’m still just a kid.”

“Yeah, for now. Give it another two weeks.”

“And anyway, what exactly would be wrong with me if I had it?”

“Your weiner wouldn’t work.”

“It wouldn’t pee?”

“No, it wouldn’t get hard.”

“Oh, then I totally get it. Get it? Hahahahahaha.”

He’s so weird.

9 Comments

  1. This rules.

    Comment by Otis — 2009/08/16 @ 04:58

  2. My kid rocks, too. Weird, warped, and wascally. He’s totaly awesome. Just wait, yours will come up with crazy stuff like this. Both of ’em will. And I can’t wait to read about it.

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/08/16 @ 05:17

  3. He is too funny. Oh my goodness, I am cracking up.

    Comment by Renee aka @cutiebootycaes — 2009/08/16 @ 08:27

  4. I love LD *so* hard!! :rofl:

    Comment by Pam — 2009/08/16 @ 08:55

  5. Bob creeps me out

    Comment by patti — 2009/08/16 @ 09:55

  6. Two truths the boy has yet to learn but will someday – it ain’t what you got, but what you can do with it, and sex can be at times vastly overrated. Oh, and some things just need to stay in the bedroom, not be plastered all over the TV and roadside billboards.

    Comment by diamond dave — 2009/08/16 @ 11:49

  7. Dave, there was even more to the conversation that touches on that very theme. And HE was the one who brought it up. How cool is that?

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/08/16 @ 18:36

  8. They just HAD to name him Bob….

    Comment by Cowboy Blob — 2009/08/16 @ 21:31

  9. lol

    well, it’s a common name and apparently a lot of men worry about their ability to please a woman. Enzyte to the rescue!

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/08/16 @ 21:35

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