2009/07/16

Are You There God? It’s Me, Puberty

DaGoddess @ 01:00

We have some interesting conversations around here. This was from the other day in the car.

Basically went a little something like…

Me: “I don’t know if I should tell you this story (about a fighter pilot friend’s call sign) because it’ll only lead to questions and answers I’m not sure you’re ready for.”

Him: “Maybe we should wait until I reach puberty.”

Me: “I thought you said you were already getting hair…”

Him: “Hair?”

Me: “Yeah…hair…”

Him: “Hair?”

Me: “Hair…down there.”

Him: “Down where?”

Me: “I thought you told me you were getting fuzzy nuts”

Him: “Oh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. I remember now. Yeah. Totally.”

Me: “Dude, you’ve reached puberty.”

Him: “So, can I hear the story now?”

Me: “I’m still trying to decide. Cuz, really, it’ll lead to questions about sex and, while I want to be open and honest about that, I think some of this might be a bit more than you need to know.”

Him: “Yeah. I’m still working on the fuzzy nuts part myself.”

12 Comments

  1. :rofl: Love it!

    Comment by Pam — 2009/07/16 @ 06:43

  2. *runs and hides*
    Yeah, I know it has to be done. But I’m thankful I don’t have to have such “discussions” anymore. Unless I end up having to with my grandson…

    Comment by diamond dave — 2009/07/16 @ 08:34

  3. Yeah, this is gonna be a doozy.

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/07/16 @ 08:56

  4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    now you know why I never had kids.

    Comment by p2 — 2009/07/16 @ 09:47

  5. So what was your friend’s callsign in question? Inquiring minds would like to know.

    Comment by diamond dave — 2009/07/16 @ 10:35

  6. Dave, I can’t say here. Suffice it to say, it’s funny once you know.

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/07/16 @ 15:51

  7. Item #1962 on a list of Why Jan Doesn’t Have Children.
    (Funny though :zombie: )

    Comment by Jan — 2009/07/16 @ 16:31

  8. I love love love that story.

    Comment by vodkamom — 2009/07/16 @ 17:35

  9. Fortunately, LD hasn’t seen it on the site yet. I’m hoping he doesn’t. Lol. he’ll be embarrassed. But it’s a fun story nevertheless. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/07/16 @ 17:41

  10. I am amazed LD has not totally read your site through start to finish! Or does it get blocked by parental software? Bwaaahhhahaaha!

    E-mail me the call sign. I have to know!

    Comment by Kimberley — 2009/07/19 @ 08:47

  11. sometimes LD reads it. But mostly, just the first entry or two. He’ll get back to this one again. Just you watch.

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/07/20 @ 03:48

  12. :rofl:

    OH MY GOSH that was funny!!! LD is growing up so freaking fast!! Thank you for sharing this :) I’ll be calling you for advice in about 12 years…lolol!!! (no, we don’t know gender yet)

    Comment by Gracie — 2009/07/20 @ 12:18

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