Are You There God? It’s Me, Puberty
We have some interesting conversations around here. This was from the other day in the car.
Basically went a little something like…
Me: “I don’t know if I should tell you this story (about a fighter pilot friend’s call sign) because it’ll only lead to questions and answers I’m not sure you’re ready for.”
Him: “Maybe we should wait until I reach puberty.”
Me: “I thought you said you were already getting hair…”
Him: “Hair?”
Me: “Yeah…hair…”
Him: “Hair?”
Me: “Hair…down there.”
Him: “Down where?”
Me: “I thought you told me you were getting fuzzy nuts”
Him: “Oh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. I remember now. Yeah. Totally.”
Me: “Dude, you’ve reached puberty.”
Him: “So, can I hear the story now?”
Me: “I’m still trying to decide. Cuz, really, it’ll lead to questions about sex and, while I want to be open and honest about that, I think some of this might be a bit more than you need to know.”
Him: “Yeah. I’m still working on the fuzzy nuts part myself.”
:rofl: Love it!
Comment by Pam — 2009/07/16 @ 06:43
*runs and hides*
Yeah, I know it has to be done. But I’m thankful I don’t have to have such “discussions” anymore. Unless I end up having to with my grandson…
Comment by diamond dave — 2009/07/16 @ 08:34
Yeah, this is gonna be a doozy.
Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/07/16 @ 08:56
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
now you know why I never had kids.
Comment by p2 — 2009/07/16 @ 09:47
So what was your friend’s callsign in question? Inquiring minds would like to know.
Comment by diamond dave — 2009/07/16 @ 10:35
Dave, I can’t say here. Suffice it to say, it’s funny once you know.
Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/07/16 @ 15:51
Item #1962 on a list of Why Jan Doesn’t Have Children.
(Funny though :zombie: )
Comment by Jan — 2009/07/16 @ 16:31
I love love love that story.
Comment by vodkamom — 2009/07/16 @ 17:35
Fortunately, LD hasn’t seen it on the site yet. I’m hoping he doesn’t. Lol. he’ll be embarrassed. But it’s a fun story nevertheless. Couldn’t pass up the opportunity
Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/07/16 @ 17:41
I am amazed LD has not totally read your site through start to finish! Or does it get blocked by parental software? Bwaaahhhahaaha!
E-mail me the call sign. I have to know!
Comment by Kimberley — 2009/07/19 @ 08:47
sometimes LD reads it. But mostly, just the first entry or two. He’ll get back to this one again. Just you watch.
Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/07/20 @ 03:48
:rofl:
OH MY GOSH that was funny!!! LD is growing up so freaking fast!! Thank you for sharing this I’ll be calling you for advice in about 12 years…lolol!!! (no, we don’t know gender yet)
Comment by Gracie — 2009/07/20 @ 12:18