February 06, 2005
Nothing Like A Classic
Seems there's a run on nostalgia around these parts. That's okay. When you don't feel so great, a little bit of the past can make you feel comfy cozy, snuggly warm.
Just as I was about to call it a night (for the third time), I was surprised by this blast from the past (click on extended entry for the BIG REVEAL or be very brave and click the BIG LINK): Click Me, Baby!
Lyrics for: King Tut
King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (king Tut).
(king Tut) Now, if I'd known
they'd line up just to see him,
I'd trade in all my money
And bought me a museum. (king Tut)
Buried with a donkey (funky Tut)
He's my favorite honkey!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (king Tut)
Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style, (boss Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol!
He's an Egyptian
They're sellin' you.
Now, when I die,
now don't think I'm a nut,
don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy,
Buried in his Jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, got a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut!
Ah yes, the old Martin!
"May I mambo dogface to the banana-patch?"
Hurt me baby.. don't make me write bad checks!!
Posted by: LarryConley at February 6, 2005 06:17 AMBrought back some great memories. When SNL started, in '75 or whenever, I literally saw every show for about 3 years. Ah, memories.
Posted by: Gregory at February 6, 2005 11:03 PMI am a fucking CLASSIC.
Posted by: Catfish at February 7, 2005 12:46 AMWell do I remember that particular blast from the past. All of his stand up from that era is coming back to me...
o/` It's IMPOSSIBLE to put a Caddillac in your nose, it's just IMPOSSIBLE... o/`
:oD
Posted by: AWG at February 7, 2005 10:48 AM