October 06, 2004

Kerry Disagrees With Top Foreign Policy Advisor

Kerry told reporters he disagreed with his wife's assessment that the possible U.S. capture of al-Qaida terrorist leader Osama bin Laden before the Nov. 2 election could be politically motivated.

Kerry is also still confusing Saddam Hussein with Osama Bin Laden, but that's okay. We know he has a lot on his mind. Deciding which hair care product to use each morning is a heavy burden.

Posted by DaGoddess at October 6, 2004 12:33 PM
Comments

J, maybe Schieffer should ask Kerry "Boxers or Briefs". Watch the poor poltroon go into mental meltdown!

Posted by: PCD at October 6, 2004 12:45 PM

Short, sweet and to the point. Throw some humor in too. Love it!

Posted by: LA Hargis at October 6, 2004 01:22 PM

What I want to know is, did he go into a tanning booth like a real man, or did he get the spray-on girlie "Mystic Tan"?
Did you say Botox or Briefs?

Posted by: -keith in mtn. view at October 6, 2004 03:09 PM

Their theme seems to be to attack the president and vice president on Iraq. I guesss that's the strategy they have to take when they don't have a "substantial" plan on how to handle Ipaq and other issues. It's not a plan to just say "We have a plan...."

In other words, if you have nothing to tell the American people on why we should vote for them, the only startegy they have left is to attack the president.

Posted by: Stu at October 6, 2004 03:45 PM

Do you think that she'll cut his allowance?

Posted by: Howard McEwen at October 6, 2004 04:37 PM

and Stu, when in doubt, just hell "HALLIBURTON!!" a couple of times.

Senator Kerry ought to tell his stupid wife to shut her trap. although she is awfully entertaining.

Posted by: girl at October 6, 2004 07:11 PM