August 21, 2004

Uh, Hello?

Dear Sir or Madame,

You got to my site from performing a search asking if Paul Hamm has a girlfriend - or by asking if he's gay.

You disturb me. Quite a bit, too.

Go away.

I don't get the whole helium voiced guy in a leotard fetish thing.

Not at all.

Get out of here.

~ DG

P.S. If you're here looking for trailer trash sperm....please look elsewhere.

Posted by DaGoddess at August 21, 2004 10:51 PM
Comments

That is a real hoot! And scary, too! It is sometimes interesting to trace back where your referrers come from, though in this case it could cause a nightmare.

Posted by: Bonfire7 at August 21, 2004 11:02 PM

Geez; another word ("Sperm") I'm gonna have to ad to my meta tag.

Posted by: David Kilpatrick at August 22, 2004 09:27 AM

ok, you win. i thought i was getting good google hits. yours are better.

Posted by: mlah at August 22, 2004 02:34 PM

One of the searches on my list has "massage parlor" AND "otitis". I come up second on that search.

WHITE HOUSE COMMISSION ON COMPLEMENTARY
govinfo.library.unt.edu/whccamp/ meetings/transcript_031601_msp2.html - 101k -

Comes up first. Wonder if it was the massage parlor or otitis which has it ranked first?

Posted by: Azygos at August 22, 2004 04:20 PM

I even got a hit by 'hamm sammich'. It's nice to know I'm not alone. On second thought, it's just creepy.

Posted by: keith at August 22, 2004 04:20 PM

You should hear my husband running around the house at night doing his Hamm impressions. I just don't think those 2 are hot/sexy/goodlooking/non-gay in anyway whatsoever.

Posted by: rachel at August 22, 2004 05:08 PM

Hey, for a poor ignorant blogger; how are y'all doing this? I mean, finding out these weird combos that will pull up your site in a search?

Posted by: David Kilpatrick at August 22, 2004 06:11 PM

Anytime anyone clicks on a link, your browser tattles where the last link took them. You need to track 'referer's A lot of blog sites do that for you. You'll see search combos in the url... E-mail me if you need help with that in php or perl (I wrote my own)

Posted by: Rob at August 22, 2004 08:06 PM