August 21, 2004

Race For the Gold

Olympic Rings

The American lap dance team is holding its own in the lap dance finals. We're only 0.015 points from the Gold!

Race walking always looks undignified. I mean, they should rename this event the diarrhea mad bathroom dash. The race for incontinents. Isn't Imodium is on the banned substance list?

I've had breakfast with Karch Kiraly.

And, I once showered with a member of the Puerto Rican Olympic water polo team. The yellow ring up there has always reminded me of him. He tried to pee on my feet.

Posted by DaGoddess at August 21, 2004 01:45 AM
Comments

geeze, you make me laugh!

Posted by: Beth Donovan at August 21, 2004 02:04 PM

I used to have a coworker who was an olympic race walker. It looks so funny because of the specific rules. One foot has to be in contact with the ground at all times, and the heel has to hit before the toes. Otherwise, it ain't walking, y'see.

Posted by: Brian B at August 21, 2004 03:41 PM

You are an excellent Olympics commentator. You leave Jim McKay in the dust.

Posted by: Toothy Grin at August 21, 2004 05:59 PM

da commentator.

that puts her right there with the 'tater'.

i always get a good laugh when i come here.

Posted by: mlah at August 22, 2004 02:33 PM