August 17, 2004

Where's Dancing Spidey When You Need Him?

I don't want any part of THAT kind of Hamm sandwich, thank you
Not that you asked, but I'm pretty much unimpressed by world records in sock folding and Oreo stacking.

After my many hours three minutes of watching the Olympics, I've determined the following:

Men's Gymnastics: not gay
Men's Gymnastics Footwear: gay

The name van den Hoogenbodenbogenlogenband: translated from Pieter's native tongue to Mandarin Chinese and then to English, it means "this name is gay"

The Twins: I want no part of that Hamm sandwich.

The Torch: As if you really have to ask.

And Spiderman?

On that note, GO U.S.A.!

Posted by DaGoddess at August 17, 2004 11:32 AM
Comments

Eek! Hamm Sanwich! Be gone, visual in my head...

Posted by: Busy Mom at August 17, 2004 01:35 PM

I don't mind looking at the Hamm brothers from afar, but to hear them talk actually ruins what little bit of leeway I had going for me. But that Blaine guy...

Posted by: yayaempress at August 17, 2004 01:39 PM

~I agree, GO U.S.A.~

Posted by: btezra at August 17, 2004 02:57 PM

I don't care if they're so gay they make Graham Norton seem butch! They shut the Chicoms out of the medal round, that's all I care about!

Posted by: Brian B at August 17, 2004 04:42 PM

Yikes, I feel gay now.

Posted by: sama at August 17, 2004 05:34 PM

The huge necks and freckles on the Hamms...it's just scary.

And isn't Morgan a woman's name?

Posted by: Moxie at August 18, 2004 01:03 AM