July 30, 2004

Guessing Game II

Waffles would have been cliche
I'm thinking of a candidate. Can you guess which one?

He originally cast his vote in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom but now says the war is unjust.

He called the men in Vietman, men with whom he served, thugs and war criminals, yet he proudly puffs up his chest when using his own service in Vietnam as a selling point.

He wants to be president, even though he offers nothing substantial to the voters.

Oooh! I know! I know! This clue is sure to help. He has a lot of hair. Pretty, pretty hair. Essential to any presidency, you know.

Any guesses?

Posted by DaGoddess at July 30, 2004 02:22 PM
Comments

MC Pimpmaster John?

Posted by: Madame Butterfly at July 30, 2004 04:38 PM

Demi Moore?

Posted by: TGCH at July 30, 2004 06:42 PM

And the same guy chaired the congressional committee which covered up the evidence of the MIAs.
Just pray your son or daughter does not fall into the hands of the enemy.

Posted by: Root at July 30, 2004 06:51 PM

Great photo!!

Posted by: Peach at July 30, 2004 07:38 PM

AH, Senator Flip Flop....

Posted by: Kim at July 30, 2004 07:43 PM

I know! I know! Nader?

Posted by: Sledge at July 30, 2004 09:35 PM

Unfortunately, since he isn't Bush, I will probably be voting for him out of sheer desperation.

Posted by: dragonfly jenny at July 30, 2004 09:57 PM

Was he in Vietnam? I don't remember ever hearing him talk about it.
I don't know about you, but I get the feeling that him and Teraaaza are actually running for King and Queen.
M+

Posted by: M.Cross at July 31, 2004 07:51 AM

Root,
Covered up the evidence of the MIa's??!!! Where or where did you get THAT info?! He went over there to find out and to work on the 'Normalization' of Vietnam. (Fix the relationship between them and the US.)

Posted by: Peach at July 31, 2004 07:20 PM

well documneted peach.

Posted by: mlah at July 31, 2004 09:52 PM

Oh! now I know who your talking about1 That John...whats his face..er, Kerry guy. Didn't that guy say something like voted against gettign botox before voting for it?

Posted by: Sledge at August 1, 2004 02:01 AM

I have no idea!

does anyone else smell waffles?

Posted by: girl at August 1, 2004 09:59 PM

What a lovely bin of flip-flops.

Posted by: Thomas at August 2, 2004 05:44 AM

Please clarify for me the political significance of zorries.

Posted by: triticale at August 2, 2004 07:22 PM

Ah, Triticale, the snark-fairy has been here!

He stopped by my place, too!

8^D

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at August 2, 2004 08:08 PM

is it that guy that french kisses moist hampsters?

Posted by: krakatoa at August 3, 2004 09:00 PM

I was thinking Lyndon LaRouche until you got to the part about, "Pretty, pretty hair."

Posted by: Victor at August 4, 2004 12:00 PM

Bill McCollum? Running for the Senate in Florida?
Y'know, Thongs Are Bad?

Posted by: Justthisguy at August 4, 2004 07:38 PM

I know, I know. John F. Kennedy.

If a voter makes his/her decision on hair style, boy, have we gone to the dogs.


For several years, I lived with my Great Aunt. She could never get over the fact that people voted for JFK (the first one) just because he was cute. She never understood the logic of making such an important decison based on looks. I guess we haven't changed much since then.

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