June 25, 2004

The Night Crapzilla Came To Town

Woke up to get a drink of water and guess what?

Posted by DaGoddess at June 25, 2004 01:27 AM
Comments

whaaa?

Posted by: Kelly at June 25, 2004 06:44 AM

There was a large wolf spider lying in wait at the bottom of your drinking glass?

Did you step in a gooseberry pie while dancing the watusi with your own personal clone of Elvis?

Did it involve the splitting of atoms?

...are you walking funny now?

Posted by: Algor_Langeaux at June 25, 2004 07:10 AM

You forgot to get your water and ate a whole pie instead?

You realized you don't know how that Harley got into the bedroom with you?

Something really embarrasing, but it's even more embarassing to the midget little person with the casaba melons and trampoline, so it's best not to mention it EVER AGAIN?

Hey, this is kinda fun!

Posted by: Victor at June 25, 2004 08:29 AM

Uh, you stepped in it?

Posted by: rankin' rob at June 25, 2004 10:42 AM

A purple hedgehog named Spiny Arnold took the Harley in your bedroom for a spin adn came back with a gooseberry pie to be shared witth the midget and the wolfspider? Did I mention millipedes?

Posted by: PJ at June 25, 2004 01:32 PM

??? The "Great White Tuba" was issuing forth its own water fountain symphony?

Posted by: Wichi Dude at June 25, 2004 02:58 PM

Couldn't go back to sleep?

Posted by: Susan at July 1, 2004 06:09 PM