June 17, 2004
Camels, Credits, Debits, And Things That Go P-p-p-p-p-p-p
You didn't believe me about the fruit leather attire for animal crackers. Here's proof. Granted, it's not my best work, but it still is nicely matching, don't you think? And, did you ever think you'd see a camel with a camel toe?
Credits: I just got done renewing my nursing license online. It wasn't too bad but their server was exceedingly slow. Entering my CEUs was a task I never want to have to tackle again. I'm required to have 30 Continuing Education Units every two years in order to renew. Guess how many I listed? Go on. Take a guess.
Debits: More of a deficit really. I can't remember the name of a very stupid dating show that used to be run from the "fabulous Travelodge at LAX!" Okay, so it wasn't Travelodge. Still, it was a hotel at LAX. It was late 80's or early 90's. The "winners" were taken to Pink's in a limo. Oooh. Big date. Yeah. (That might have even been the name of the show. I don't remember.)
Things that go p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p: My car. Running on three cylinders. My kind brother-in-law is going to fix it in the afternoon.
Posted by DaGoddess at June 17, 2004 01:42 AMRe: Fruit leather for animal crackers - You MAY have too much time on your hands. That is hysterical.
Posted by: Linda at June 17, 2004 04:45 AMI don't remember the name of the show, but I was flipping channels one time and saw my junior-high nemesis on there as the "prize" contestant!!! He was a football player, rich, thought he was the BMOC. Picked on my skinny ass a lot. And there he was, in all his glory, grovelling and making an idiot out of himself on this national TV show. The best thing about it was the girls were criticizing how SHORT he was; seems he never grew an inch after junior high.
Justice was mine!
Posted by: David Kilpatrick at June 17, 2004 07:17 AMit's always rhe short guys. always the dhort ones.....
Posted by: mlah at June 17, 2004 07:47 AMYou must be bored. Did you make them out of fruit roll ups?
Alright is that a condom on the animal cracker's head???
Posted by: Zaldor at June 17, 2004 07:13 PMDavid, was that off topic or am I totally out of it? If I am, blame the excellent sauvignon blanc (Hogue, 2002, but not to excess on a work night).
Goddess (or Our Lady of the Household Appliances, as you prefer), does the phrase "fruit leather" bother you, or is it just me?
Posted by: Mitch at June 17, 2004 10:13 PMFruit Roll-Ups are perfect for fashioning costumes for animal crackers. That's what I used. And, no, Les...that's not a condom.
Mitch, fruit leather does sound a little strange, but it works as an all-purpose term.
Posted by: Da Goddess at June 17, 2004 10:50 PMI'm guessing 42 credits.
Posted by: bogie at June 18, 2004 03:28 AMThe thing to remember when eating animal crackers is to inspect them for damage. Do not consume if the seal is broken.