June 15, 2004
Spin Cycle
Either my washer's a female or totally gay. It worked perfectly once the repairman showed up. He was outrageously hot. And when I say hot, I mean bad boy bend me over and do me now hot! With a great sense of humor, too.
Plus he sang the penis song.
"I'm a ma-a-an
With a penis
Machines work for me-e-e-e
I'm a ma-a-a-an
With a penis
Machines work for me-e-e-e"
I'm pretty sure he had a big one, too....cuz he didn't bother to mention size at all.
He did, however, recommend a new washing machine. If this thing goes out again, it'll cost as much to repair it as it will to replace it.
He even recommended a nice inexpensive brand that works well.
Hot and smart. With a penis.
God, my nipples are hard. Think I need to check to see if that spin cycle's still working.
Posted by DaGoddess at June 15, 2004 11:32 AMo.O
Posted by: Jason Stare at June 15, 2004 11:36 AMSend his measurements and we'll fit him for a nice fruit leather jacket, or pants. if you'd prefer.
Posted by: Joe at June 15, 2004 12:35 PMOh Thank God... Not all serviceman have hairy ass cracks!!
Posted by: Cinderella at June 15, 2004 12:44 PMThe next time I phone I guess I should be wearing a tool-belt, with BIG tools. :-)
Posted by: Mike at June 15, 2004 12:47 PMJoe - Now why didn't I think of that??? Yummy!
Pants. Definitely pants. Well, shorts, actually. I don't want to ruin my appetite with too much of that fruit crap.
I saw that movie when I was about 15. I briefly considered going into appliance repair for that very reason.
Posted by: rankin' rob at June 15, 2004 02:06 PMIf I figure out how to cause my washer to mal-function and send a plane ticket do you think I can get him out here?
Posted by: Tammi at June 15, 2004 03:31 PMDude. I love that song. It makes me giggle insanely.
Posted by: skits at June 15, 2004 03:48 PMUmmm, the spin cycle on the washer...or on the ni..., never mind. Just keep kicking the machine and you may have to call your singer back in.
Posted by: Wichi Dude at June 15, 2004 05:44 PMYou are TOTALLY out of control.
Good thing you don't have a Maytag. :O
Posted by: David Kilpatrick at June 15, 2004 07:36 PMJust throw in about ten towels all on one side before you ride.
HA!
I'm gonna have to find a wav of that song. By the way, we *love* our Frigidaire front-loader. It uses 1/3 the water of a top-loader and washes more clothes, better. And it's quiet! Spin cycle's not what you're hoping for, though. LOL
Posted by: gw at June 15, 2004 11:25 PMor two pillow cases stacked on one side, that's sure to get him back *impish grin* ;oD
Posted by: munin at June 16, 2004 04:22 AMfunny. so just cut the cord. he'll know it was done on purpose.
Posted by: mlah at June 16, 2004 06:51 AMSo basically your appliance lust has extended itself to the repairman. Hmmm...this could be the start of an interesting trend.
Posted by: TW at June 16, 2004 08:10 AMYou don't need to see if the spin cycle is still working, you need to see when the repairman /stops/ working, and give him a call!
If I hired a maid to come to my house and she did her work while singing about her naughty bits, you can bet I'd giver her one more thing to shine...
Posted by: Rob at June 16, 2004 12:16 PMgoog god woman! I'm laughing like a loon over here :)
Posted by: Moxie at June 16, 2004 03:44 PMBwahhh, Diet Coke is now spewing from my nose! And my nose is still tender. I needed that, I've never heard that song...
Posted by: muffet at June 17, 2004 06:28 PMI need to fix our dryer this weekend; the drum doesn't spin. Here's hoping I have this sort of effect on my wee wifey.
SondraK, that was the best LOL I've had so far this week!
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