June 09, 2004

Wedding Date Needed

No, not me.

Ravenwood.

I don't now qualify. I'm too old just within the age range.

If you're a female between the ages of 18-3538 and would like an all-expense paid trip to Vegas, check out the offer forget it. The trip's mine, all mine!

Posted by DaGoddess at June 9, 2004 08:12 AM
Comments

Youngling!

Posted by: Ith at June 9, 2004 09:39 AM

Somebody should have told Acidman what it took. I'm sure he'd have been more than happy to give you the same offer long ago!

Posted by: Kevin Baker at June 9, 2004 10:09 AM

Questions is, does he have the qualifications to make the weekend worth your time and effort????
I don't see anything that's he's advertising that would make any woman decide to pimp herself out for a weekend in Vegas.

Hell, I could pay for my own trip, bring my own I-Vibe Rabbit, and have one hell of good time!!!!!

YeeeHAAAWWWWW

Posted by: Madame Butterfly at June 9, 2004 12:51 PM

Don't you listen to him, Sweetness.

You gotta read the fine print, he wants to ship her to Vegas steerage class.

For Joanie, it's first class all the way...ok, maybe coach, but you gotta be a major studmuffin and feed her prime rib.

Posted by: Anton at June 9, 2004 02:04 PM

damnit! why didn't i think about running an ad like that!

Posted by: mlah at June 9, 2004 09:38 PM

would be my luck to get a transvestite.

Posted by: James Old Guy at June 10, 2004 08:24 AM