May 01, 2004

Shorty's

If you're a man and you're wearing a sweatshirt that says "Shorty's" on the front....expect drunk women to ask if your dick really is.

Ahh....bar etiquette. Such a great thing. You step into one and a whole different set of rules apply. Sorta like Bar Rules of Engagement.

Always the Policy Gal, I joined in the conversation. I commented to the man, it's not how short, but rather how wide, and even more important.....what one does with it.

No, I didn't find out ANYTHING about the penis in question. I was being good - I have my own Rules of Engagement.

Posted by DaGoddess at May 1, 2004 11:10 AM
Comments

What's the song say? "It Ain't the Meat. (It's the Motion.)"

Posted by: Mike at May 1, 2004 01:12 PM

I love it when girls like you approach me like that!

Posted by: loiq at May 1, 2004 01:42 PM

Once again, the arrogant and secretive Bush administration is responsible for this bar quaqmire.

Posted by: J. Kerry, D-MA at May 1, 2004 02:00 PM

"quagmire," you moron.

- HRC

Posted by: H.R. Clinton at May 1, 2004 02:01 PM

ROE #1: Take no prisoners!

:)

(unless you intend to whip them into shape!)

Madame Butterfly

Posted by: Madame Butterfly at May 1, 2004 03:49 PM

now now, no whipping miss butterfly. i know how you are.....

and whoever posted as jfk and hrc, you made my night. i'm still laughing. :)

Posted by: mlah at May 1, 2004 06:38 PM

Penis bar talk is commendable. after all, you can buy pretzles in a bar!!

Posted by: jusdinkn at May 1, 2004 06:48 PM

That reminds me.. a while back I saw a woman in a bar wearing a pair of Guess? jeans. When I said "You're not wearing any underwear, " she slapped me.

Such a double standard. The poor guys wearing "shorty's" shirts would just look like even less of a man than their shirts proclaim.

Posted by: mike at May 1, 2004 07:46 PM

Joanie is right - lots of width is good. very good.

Posted by: Beth Donovan at May 2, 2004 07:55 AM

Argghhh! Noooooooooo!

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at May 2, 2004 09:59 AM

I've always maintained it's GIRTH that matters...if I want it to tickle my throat I'd take it ....
oh, nevermind.

Posted by: SondraK at May 2, 2004 08:28 PM

Sondra! And here I thought you were a good girl!

Oh, wait - that would indicate you were...

Never mind.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at May 3, 2004 04:04 AM

Spotted while out with a Bachelorette party the other night: Tall, dark and devastatingly cute college-age boy, wearing a shirt that stated (in huge letters) "Size DOES Matter."

Obviously, we got a photo of the bride-to-be with him (seeing as he's about 6'6" and she's 5'0", she stood in front of him/below the writing on the shirt).

Posted by: Nee at May 3, 2004 11:31 AM

You and I need to hang out together. What fun would that be?!?!? Although I don't think either coast could handle it! :)

Posted by: Tammi at May 3, 2004 11:37 AM

John...it's this that makes me so good!:)
HA!

Posted by: SondraK at May 3, 2004 08:30 PM

Yes, John, it does.

Posted by: loiq at May 3, 2004 09:29 PM

Loiq - you didn't quite get what I was Argghhh!ing about.

Beth is my wife. And speaking from experience.

So, I was embarassed...

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at May 4, 2004 08:19 AM

Anybody up for a FatBoy SlimJim?

Posted by: inkgrrl at May 4, 2004 11:19 AM