April 27, 2004

Sitting In A Pool Of Brain

The best thing about this little heat wave we're having here is that you can eat ice cream for breakfast and people will just nod along as you tell them that.

It's hot. 101º yesterday to be exact. Day 2 of however many we're going to have.

It's been so hot that I'm sitting in a puddle that I'm fairly certain contains my brain.

When it's this hot your brain melt. It trickles down your spinal column and pool up under your ass.

The worst part is that sitting in brains gets awfully uncomfortable.

I'm turning on the A/C. I don't care if it breaks the bank or not. I mean, really....I'm fucked financially at the moment anyway being on medical leave. Adding to my gas and electric bill will only make things more interesting.

See? Melted brains produce some pretty interesting leaps in thinking.

Posted by DaGoddess at April 27, 2004 04:07 PM
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My brain melted and I'm not even in SD. Oh, wait. It's called finals.....

Sorry.

GO White Sox!

Damn. Sorry about that. Don't know how that happened....

Congrats on your new quarterback. I'm sure Eli will do well with the Chargers.

You still got a baseball team there?

Posted by: greg at April 27, 2004 04:42 PM

Damn! And I thought it got hot here in SC. 90s are common but it's been years since we hit 100. I hear that brains keep well in Tupperwear as long as you keep them refrigerated.

Posted by: Mike at April 27, 2004 05:32 PM

My...uh...brains won't fit in Tupperware. Oh...wait. You really do mean my brains! In that case, yeah, I suppose I could do that. Nothing like keeping a cool head, right?

Greg, we didn't get to keep Eli. He made it clear that he didn't want to be in San Diego. The little asshat is playing for the Giants. He obviously missed all the photos of the hot chicks you took.

Posted by: Da Goddess at April 27, 2004 05:37 PM

Life is too short to be miserable!!!! Crank that AC up, gurl!

Posted by: David Kilpatrick at April 27, 2004 06:20 PM

As a native Texan, I can assure you that I've been setting my skinny, freckled ass on my grey-matter every summer.It's not yet reached 89...so far.I thought your area of the States was of a more moderate climate.We've been lucky so far.

Posted by: loiq at April 27, 2004 07:02 PM

...and to think I'm sitting over here whining about the very heavy "breeze" blowing my patio umbrella into the neighbor's yard!

Posted by: SondraK at April 27, 2004 07:03 PM

Come on you wimps, we rejoice when it cools off to 100 ;-)

Posted by: Azygos at April 27, 2004 09:11 PM

Yehaw...yesterday I woke up at & in the morning to 82 degrees. Today it was 66 degrees. So I guess this means an end to the current heat wave Goddess...

Posted by: Christopher at April 28, 2004 08:39 AM