Da Goddess

The Spam Collection - Special Edition!

In addition to the wonderful names below, I'd like to thank Christina Applegate, Candice Cameron, Newt Gingrich, and Harry Belafonte for their kind e-mails offering me everything from Vicodin to miracle cures for my little dickie. Thank you, folks. Thank you.

Addles F. Gazette
Tarrying E. Slavishly
Lighted G. Accessibly
Gargled B. Wearable
Hornyson Sparky
Tomsex Goodsex - With a buildup like that, it better be GREAT sex.
Concepcion Vigil
Squirting Beavers
Infatuate H. Focus
Tuxedoes K. Cane
Excise I. Prime
Consider A. Gentrified - (A gentrified WHAT?)
Stein A. Evangelize
Taints I. Staider

Additionally, I don't know how I ended up as a search result for scurrilous women, considering that this is the first time I've ever used that word.

And, finally, to Angel, Matthew, Don, Marcos, Chris, Jill, Amanada (her spelling, not mine!), Chris (hey, that's a popular name!), Cristina, Alonzo, Deandra, and Phil - as much as I like animals, I just don't like them in that way. Please tell them I like them but I don't like them like them, okay? Thanks.