April 03, 2004

The Middle Initial Really Sells It

Toiling S. Everready
Gustavo Knapp
Unreliable M. Ordinations
Houston Jimenez
Gustavus Y. Lusk
Mainstay E. Certificating
Kiriyaga M. Photoelectric
Vince Saxophone
Transversing H. Fixation
Linked L. Imprudence
Pushcarts M. Homer
Pertinent D. Kicking
Doggoner H. Jocosely
Kansas R. Chinned
Karroo C. Newton
Anthrax C. Nexuses
Kunt Tnuk
Determinate E. Scintillates
Proctor O. Whippet
Sanctifies K. Denigrate
Carom B. Victualed
Spermatozoa U. Hollands
Drollery R. Guerilla
Scrounger G. Bite
Jackyloe Jackyl
Sweetly B. Northampton
Acquiescing C. Howl (Any relation to C. Thomas Howell, you think?)
Fisherman L. Coeducational
Mushroom P. Evoking
Anodyne D. Muddy
Lurch V. Subcontracted
Eratosthenes L. Regularizing
Skeined Q. Retrench (Surely they were looking for one of the knitting or crocheting bloggers)
Eigenvalve B. Younger
Gwyn T. Capitalization
Gathers I. Frostily

When I'm famous and living in Hollywood (because I'll be a big star and all), I'll be using one of those names. I'm already trying them out in my e-mails.

Posted by DaGoddess at April 3, 2004 10:32 AM
Comments

Mushroom P. Evoking is a good one! One of my personal favorites is

"Combustibility E. Timberland"

At least his arse is quaint.

Posted by: gw at April 3, 2004 06:39 PM

Oh, I had a good one today: "Thrashed T. Lobotomies"

That would be the result of a spastic neurosurgeon, huh?

Posted by: gw at April 4, 2004 11:28 AM

You and I obviously share the same set of Fscking spammers! I get these EVERY DAY, and many of them make it through my spam filter. I'm thinking of writing a Spamassassin rule that looks for "middle initial" senders and send them to the spam bucket. Jerks.

Posted by: Technoadddy at April 4, 2004 05:15 PM

I don't really want to meet Anthrax C. Nexuses. He sounds like nothing but trouble.

And you ever think how the rock group Anthrax feels these days? Kinda hard to market your band when people are scared of dying from it.

Posted by: Marc at April 5, 2004 07:35 PM