January 24, 2004

What The Hell?

Who the hell came up with this? Vegan S&M toys. Of all the....crazy ass....PC.......it boggles the mind.

Just so we're clear on this: It's okay to hit people as long as you're using something synthetic...and as long as no animals were hurt in the process.

Does this mean that vegan S&M play is easy on the beaver? Are they kind to pussy? Can they still spank the monkey if there's no one else around? I'd guess choking the chicken's right out, right?

A flogging to Dave for pointing this out.

Posted by DaGoddess at January 24, 2004 11:37 AM
Comments

That is some funny shit!

Posted by: Lawren at January 24, 2004 11:49 AM

Somehow, I don't see PETA supporting this venture. After all, it is about the "shackling and exploiting" of an "animal". Or do you think they might be a little more open minded?
Either way, the thought of PETA and bondage together gives me a headache. It would be, just wrong.

Posted by: Wichi Dude at January 24, 2004 12:28 PM

It's amazing to me that someone thought to create that crap. It also amazes me that people buy it...

Posted by: G-Fry at January 24, 2004 12:50 PM

Don't ask me...I do NOT get it.

(or use it---just so we're clear. ; )

Posted by: Key at January 24, 2004 01:13 PM

Perhaps its OK for a Vegan to do things to/with a fellow member of the human species that is unacceptable when done to any other species. Or maybe its just the crazy world we now live in. The bind moggles!

Posted by: The Gray Monk at January 24, 2004 01:33 PM

Vegan Leather? Isn't that vinyl or plastic? And doesn't that come from oil - which rapes the earth?

So funny!

Posted by: Beth at January 24, 2004 04:02 PM

Ummm... they no longer sell condoms (something about a German company not having insurance to sell in the US or something). #1- that seems irresponsible, but, then again, I've been called a prude before, so... #2- VEGAN condoms? Correct me if I'm wrong (which is a possibility- I don't exactly research this stuff), but aren't ALL condoms vegan? I mean, aren't they some sort of petroleum product?

I never quite understood vegans before... now I'm totally lost when it concerns them.

Posted by: a different Beth at January 24, 2004 05:13 PM

If one is seriously into consuming animal products, I believe that sheepskin condoms are still on the market. They transmit more heat, but they don't fit as well.

Posted by: triticale at January 25, 2004 06:25 AM

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Hey even vegans need their ass whipped with the proper equipment I guess.

Posted by: C.C. at January 25, 2004 09:02 AM

BWAHAHAHA!!!

Hey even vegans need their ass whipped with the proper equipment I guess.

Posted by: C.C. at January 25, 2004 09:02 AM

Niche marketing at its finest.

Posted by: Ted K. at January 25, 2004 05:44 PM

how many naugas did they have to kill for that naugahyde outift?

Posted by: Greeblie at January 25, 2004 06:17 PM