January 16, 2004
What Sex Can Lead To
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the 'ding' and out on the 'dong.'"
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
Posted by DaGoddess at January 16, 2004 08:46 PMOw! God that was awful. You do understand that people have been justifiably boiled in oil for lesser crimes?
Posted by: Justthisguy at January 16, 2004 11:14 PMHaha, at least he went out with a bang. Or a dong. :o\
Posted by: kitta at January 17, 2004 02:45 AMPUKE!!!
Posted by: Jason at January 17, 2004 11:21 AMOh, I love this one!
Posted by: Beth Donovan at January 18, 2004 06:22 AMVery Funny!
Posted by: longdistance at January 20, 2004 11:48 AMThe old one's are still the best. The version I heard was a fire truck - we had bells as warning signals in them days!
Posted by: The Gray Monk at January 20, 2004 03:36 PMhaha that was great i feel bad for all those grandparents that read them but it was soo funny..lol
Posted by: Tina Sheldon at May 11, 2004 01:48 PMhaha that was great i feel bad for all those grandparents that read them but it was soo funny..lol
Posted by: Tina Sheldon at May 11, 2004 01:48 PM