January 16, 2004
Busted!
Effingham County Courier
Dateline: Rincon, GA.
The corpse of Da Goddess was found by Effingham County Sheriff Deputy Kit Murphy. A weeping and grizzled CatGut was found standing next to the deceased babbling, "I didn't want to do it but Spider told me I had to. He...he... I think he put something in my rum. My companion can testify to that. Da Goddess was my friend. I didn't want to do this. I don't know what came over me. My bionic dick is being controlled by forces unknown to me. I only remember whipping it out and beating her repeatedly with it."
CatGut's companion, bronzed, lithe, and stunning in her thong stated that when CatGut discovered Da Goddess on his computer, the man snapped.
"His eyes rolled back in his head. His hands started to tremble. In fact, his whole body started to convulse. Before I could do anything, he leaped into the air like some long-haired gnome and grabbed her by the neck. And, then....and then...he pulled Roscoe out of his pants and - SOB! - he was hitting her with it. It was horrible. Simply horrible."
The crime scene investigator, Gus Grissom, has stated that in all his years of recovering bodies and evidence, he's not witnessed anything quite so gruesome.
Investigation is still underway at this time.
CatGut is being held until the investigation is complete.
Posted by the grieving Greg
I'll be helping Recondo with the taking of the pictures when Rob gets home thanks to Dr Martin Luther King Yes I have Monday off.
Posted by: georgia at January 16, 2004 05:26 PMThank Dog DaGoddess have put out some wolves prior to death. Look just like father.
Posted by: Joe at January 16, 2004 09:38 PMSuffering diaphragm spasms from looking at your defacement of Acidman's site. Thought I was gonna stop breathing there for a moment, I was laughing so hard. You are the B-36 of cat bombers! Your virtual spraycan is to Krylon as Ivy Mike was to Trinity! Give us some more of that incandescent figurative lithium deuteride; do further demolition on the radioactive smoking rubble you've made of his site! No mercy! No quarter! Bayonet the wounded! Machine-gun the lifeboats!
You da Woman. You have vandalized that site and destroyed alllllmost everything he believes in. Shouldn't he have thrown his support to Howard Dean, though? Or maybe declared his deep (and heretofore silent) affection for Hillary? (Okay, that IS going too far.)
Posted by: SwampWoman at January 17, 2004 12:07 AMDoesn't Hillary have a cat?
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at January 17, 2004 12:42 PMGood Stuff, DG! Here http://www.steveharwood.com/simon.htm are some pics of an extraordinarily [ahem] charming cat (hairless -- I'm sure you could make something really disgusting out of that for A-man ) belonging to my daughter's college buddy ... I'm sure Steve wouldn't mind sharing them in the interest of a good joke!
Posted by: Marianne at January 18, 2004 12:44 AMLOVE THE CAT PIX! :)
Posted by: Ellen at January 18, 2004 09:33 AMYou know what would be even more evil? Get pictures from a furry/anime archive and fill a blog entry with hyper-cute catgirls.