
What ever happened to predictibility?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there's a heart).
There's a heart
A hand to hold onto.
Dave Coulier makes me cry. On an almost nightly/early morning basis. Usually around 4:30am. Right about the time he says, "Full House is a Miller-Boyett production."
Everywhere you look , everywhere you go.
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.
Eveywhere you look
I cry because I realize that I just spent 30 minutes watching Full House. Do you know what that feels like? It means I've lost it. Another night has crept past and a new day has started. Time to crawl into bed. And, the last thing I hear is Dave's voice - announcing to the world that I watched Full House. The show that launched the Olsen Twins. And begat catch phrases like, "Well, put a rose on your nose."
I really hate spending the next several hours dreaming of a family I'll never have. Knowing that I'll be denied Joey Gladstone. Mocked because of my absolute devotion to the 2nd finest comedian ever! Drooling over that incredible voice talent who will never whisper, "I love you" directly to me.
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
Well, Dave, I'm lost out here and I'm all alone! Why aren't you my light - waiting to carry me home?
Nah. I think I might be crying because my meds ran out.
Posted by DaGoddess at January 13, 2004 11:41 PMMaybe it was the info-mercials?
Posted by: Simon at January 14, 2004 02:52 AMI suppose I can't really comment, seeing as how I used to consider watching the Elephant Man weekly an integral part of my physical fitness regimen.
Posted by: Joe at January 14, 2004 05:03 AMThe urchins have started watching Full House repeats. Constantly. I even hear the theme song in my head now.
Posted by: TW at January 14, 2004 07:43 AMAnd you have to admire a guy that pissed off Alanis Morissette so much she wrote a song about it.
Posted by: LeeAnn at January 14, 2004 09:36 AMHey, WWUJD?
http://www.wwujd.com/
That man is amazing isn't he? I've seen him on comedy specials and I am so happy they made VCR's. I laugh so hard I have to back the tape up to catch what I missed.
Posted by: Wichi Dude at January 14, 2004 01:14 PMBut, but what about the Antichrist Saget? HE was the real madness roiling under the surface of that show. I have it on good authority he broke the Olsens.
Posted by: Velociman at January 14, 2004 04:13 PMI must say Joanie, I've also been stuck in that trap not too long ago.
Hearing the theme song I'd pledge to get up from my chair in the office to change the channel and next thing you knew it was the Miller-Boyett voiceover.
We can NEVER get those hours back, but we can laugh about it.
Posted by: Moxie at January 14, 2004 05:57 PMIt IS the same Dave that caused Alanis to go all postal with Jagged Little Pill.
Whoda thunk it?
He must have a 10-incher.
Posted by: margi at January 16, 2004 05:48 PM