I just had a thought.
Maybe I could buy the penis patch and apply it to my landlord.
I wanna see just how big a dickhead he can be.
Posted by DaGoddess at January 9, 2004 02:17 PMLMAO--put it on his forehead and give him that line.
(Well, you may want to wait until you're moving out...)
Posted by: Key at January 9, 2004 03:15 PMI can feel the love in the room. And it's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: The Gentleman Caller from Hell at January 10, 2004 12:52 AMabout the only time my off-site landlord was a dick was the day he told me i should knock on a MALE neighbor's door to deal with a dead rodent problem in our building that was smelling up the foyer. pardon me? that's YOUR job, dickhead! :-)
Posted by: Cindy at January 10, 2004 11:57 AMCareful. If he becomes that big a dickhead, he may just decide to increase the size of the rent accordingly! :-0
Posted by: Dr. D. at January 10, 2004 06:46 PM