December 28, 2003
Just Humor Me
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr.Goldstein was walking down the hall with his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my penis died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy.
"Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."
Hee hee!
Posted by: Lawren at December 28, 2003 09:44 PMI love it!! Merry belated Christmas, chickie!! *hugs*
Posted by: D at December 28, 2003 10:11 PMLol! That's a good one.
Posted by: suzi at December 28, 2003 10:21 PMLet's hope there's no wake.
Posted by: Willy at December 29, 2003 03:41 AMThat comment above was posted by me, not Mad Bull.
Posted by: Dr. D. at December 29, 2003 05:07 AMLOL--Good one!! Reminds me of the time I was transporting an old fella from the ER back to the nursing home. He looked up at me with a twinkle in his eye, grinned and threw back the sheet that was covering him. Unknown to me, he had pulled his "winkie" out of his PJ bottoms before removing the sheet and it was exposed "for viewing".
Posted by: medicmom at December 29, 2003 06:24 AMVery funny! Great way to start my Monday, thanks.
Posted by: Sgt Hook at December 29, 2003 08:24 AMWill the body be donated to science, or the ashes scattered?
bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Susan at December 29, 2003 06:04 PMBrilliant!
Posted by: Rae at December 29, 2003 07:57 PMBWAHAHA!
Posted by: Ren at January 1, 2004 03:56 PM