December 08, 2003

Anyone?

If the penis patch is so damn amazing, why is the same company sending me spam for the best vibrator ever?

Just thought I'd ask. And, no, I don't believe that they've launched a "double your pleasure, double your fun" campaign.

Posted by DaGoddess at December 8, 2003 04:52 PM
Comments

Everyone gets some amazing spam except for me. All I ever get is the Nigerian Embassy trying to unload millions of dollars.
You know, I think I like it this way.

Posted by: Wichi Dude at December 8, 2003 05:06 PM

I get great spam! I send the funniest subject lines to a friend of mine...Ones like "strengthen your love muscle". She wrote back and said she wonders if that would work on all mollusks!

Posted by: gw at December 8, 2003 05:17 PM

BWAHAHAHA!!! That is classic.

Posted by: C.C. at December 8, 2003 05:44 PM

I'd show you a picture of the best vibrator in the world, but I was told earlier today by someone to shut my mouth.

Posted by: Velociman at December 8, 2003 06:21 PM

I often wondered if I could give someone hours of pleasure with the penis patch...seeing as I have no penis,,apparently karen must be a guys name on some planets

Posted by: karen at December 8, 2003 07:53 PM

WOW!!! That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard! I got spam last night telling me how to get more blood flowing to my clitoris. Sure, I'm don't have the biggest penis in the world, but I resent them calling it a clit! LOL.

Thanks for the good laugh!

I am,
G-Man

Posted by: G-Man at December 8, 2003 07:55 PM

According to my spam I can enlarge my breasts without surgery. I think I'll pass.

Posted by: Mike at December 8, 2003 08:06 PM

Penis Patch - doesn't that sound like something used to fix holes in the wall? Hey, Fred - get me a bag of that penis patch to fix these frickin' holes. ;^)

Posted by: BillH at December 8, 2003 10:44 PM

I used to get the 'wealthy Nigerian man too. Now I just seem to get Viagra friggin' ads....I certainly would love to get some anti-spam software....

Posted by: Peach at December 9, 2003 01:24 AM

I, for one, don't understand the penis patch; When your penis springs a leak, for god's sake don't try to plug up the hole! And if your penis suffers a blow out, buy your blower a diamond necklace for her trouble. If your penis is ripped, see a doctor for crying out loud!

Also, if someone offers to sell you a PenisPatch Kid, I can assure you it would lack the charm and allure of the other "patch" kids that caused such consumer frenzy back in the 80's.

Posted by: Thomas at December 9, 2003 04:39 AM

Probably sending the vibrator as backup.....perhaps even a guy on the 'patch' has a refractory period. (Sorry.....too analytical eh??) :-)

Have a good day Joanie.

Posted by: Dr. D. at December 9, 2003 05:05 AM

~you could use my Nokia mobile phone, that thing vibrates as if it was powered by 100 Duracell batteries and has 245 horsepower...I am almost afraid to answer it sometimes~

Posted by: btezra at December 9, 2003 01:43 PM

My spam was all viagra; now it's debt-consolidation.

What is the function of the penis patch? Is it something would-be lesbians wear on their arm to wean them off of the penis? (HA!)

(And V-man, every woman that's ever attended a sex toy party KNOWS that the best vibrator is the hummingbird.)

Posted by: Key at December 9, 2003 02:53 PM

I saw a quick blip on TV this morning give an email address to forward spam to. Don't know if it's for real or not, but I've been forwarding all I got today to:
uce@ftc.gov.
Nothing has been returned thus far.

Posted by: Indigo at December 9, 2003 04:57 PM