November 11, 2003
A Quickie
Your cat waits and meows at the front door when you arrive. Is it saying?
a) Welcome home, I missed you.
b) The phone rang twice while you were out.
c) Feed me, *NOW*
d) So, I see you didn't bring me the mate I asked for? Your pillow is history.
Your cat meows at the door when you go out. Is it saying?
a) Please don't leave me here all alone.
b) Have a nice day.
c) But what if I get hungry while you out?
d) Kiss that new vase goodbye.
Your cat digs its claws in your leg. This is?
a) An unsuppressed primal instinct.
b) A sign of affection.
c) A demand to be fed NOW.
d) Have YOU had YOUR shots?
e) An attempt to 'fix' you like you 'fixed' him.
Your cat scratches at the door after being fed. Is it saying?
a) Lemme out - I need to fertilize the garden.
b) Wanna go out and play?
c) Wonder what they've got to eat next door?
d) Do I mark my territory outside, or inside?
When your cat stares at you, it means:
a) It is bored silly.
b) It's trying to understand how its food grows in cans.
c) You are being sized-up for an attack.
d) Human mating habits are disgusting.
Your cat brings a dead mouse/bird into the house. This means:
a) A primal instinct is being displayed
b) You're not feeding me enough
c) It is showing a sign of affection by sharing
d) It is demonstrating the fact that it knows how to kill; be warned
e) All of the above
Your cat displays signs it wants to mate with other cats in the neighborhood. You should:
a) Let it out immediately.
b) Try to switch it's interests to other things.
c) Put on heavy protective clothing if you are not planning to let it out.
d) If the other cat's owner is attractive, maybe you could double.
Your cat sleeps with you; covering your face. This means:
a) It is showing you great affection.
b) It knows you are allergic to cats.
c) It has discovered the fine art of suffocation.
d) You should have let it out tonight.
Apparently some weird quizmaker's been hanging out at my house.
Posted by DaGoddess at November 11, 2003 08:52 PMInteresting Quiz. It is with sadness that I read it as I had to put my poor kitty down on Saturday...isn't it amazing how connected we get with pets.
Posted by: Peach at November 11, 2003 11:04 PMWe have eight cats so the quiz is quite right!
Posted by: Jay at November 12, 2003 02:57 AMumm. umm. umm...
too many questions. too early in the morning. need coffee...
*hugs*
My Cat gave me this quiz this morning
Posted by: Legomen at November 12, 2003 04:55 AMJust kill the damned cat. I hate cats.
Posted by: Acidman at November 12, 2003 05:01 AMCat's are complex creatures and yet people continue to be fascinated by them. The are moody,can be stand offish,quirky and will scratch your eyes out when pissed.....Hmmmm conclusion: Cats are little women in fur coats!!
Posted by: Phill at November 12, 2003 05:17 AMAt my house, in all cases, the cat is saying, "this isn't my house, I don't belong here, please don't kill me!!!"
Why has nearly every blog I read been about cats lately?
The answer to all of the above is simple: "Yes"
Posted by: Omnibus Driver at November 12, 2003 11:02 AMYou've met my cat?
Posted by: Susan at November 12, 2003 03:48 PMHehe, my cat does all of the above except wanting to mate. Most of them mean "feed me now".
Posted by: suzi at November 12, 2003 06:00 PMThat's too funny! You must know my cat. Cheeky little bugger (the cat, not you!)
:)
I am,
G-man
That's too funny! You must know my cat. Cheeky little bugger (the cat, not you!)
:)
I am,
G-man
There are 2 correct answers to every question presented (except that mating thing, all mine are neutered/spayed). Unfortunately, one of the answers seems to have been left off of the test. The 2 correct answeres are:
1. Feed me NOW
2. Pet me NOW
Of the 4 cats we have, there is one common thread in their answers;
Once you realize that I (the cat) am superior to you in every way, we can continue our interaction.
From the indoor cat's point of view, we are their servants; Between the food, water, shelter and clean litterboxes we provide, we then also go to work to afford these things for the cats. Humans often hold signs saying "Will work for food", the indoor cat holds up a sign that says "YOU will work for MY food". Somehow, I don't see a problem with that.
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