August 17, 2003

On Boobies and a Dish

Going through my e-mail today I was stunned to find that not only am I supposed to be losing inches, I must then gain them back in order to please my lover. I'm not certain how that fits into satisfying Shelley and her girlfriends as they search for their one night stand, but, I guess it's somehow related to their intensified orgasms, Internet Keyword Ownership, or something similar. Sigh.

I also noticed someone who dropped in and left a comment on my boobies. Not satisfied with the photo I had up earlier, the reader suggested something a little more provocative. I submit for you, dear reader, these fine examples of beautiful tits.

I then received another e-mail from a really hot dish named Jodi. She seems to have cast the first stone.......ware.....er...plate in an attempt to create lust in my heart.

That was completely uncalled for!

Fear me, Hot Dish - for the tableware is in my hands...one false move and the plate gets it!

Thanks to Reader Ernie who submitted the link to the first images.

Posted by DaGoddess at August 17, 2003 08:41 PM
Comments

What the ... how the ... why the ...

I can dish it out, and I can TAKE it, Joanie! Bring it ON!

(And here I'm standing about ten feet away from you, my hands down by my hips, palms facing me, wiggling my fingers at you ... a real instigator, I am.)

Posted by: Jodi at August 18, 2003 03:32 AM

(Actually, my palms are turned UP. The way I put it at first, I'd look like a crybaby loser, quivering and quaking, about to turn tail and RUN!)

Posted by: Jodi at August 18, 2003 03:35 AM

You people have access to really good plates. I'm so jealous. All we have around here are those tin plates and mugs. ;-)

Posted by: sugarmama at August 18, 2003 10:27 AM

You people have access to really good plates. I'm so jealous. All we have around here are those tin plates and mugs. ;-)

Posted by: sugarmama at August 18, 2003 10:27 AM

What do I need to do to avoid the double commment posts? I'm only clicking the Submit button once.

Posted by: sugarmama at August 18, 2003 10:29 AM

What do I need to do to avoid the double commment posts? I'm only clicking the Submit button once.

Posted by: sugarmama at August 18, 2003 10:29 AM

Anyone know where I can get some viagra and breast enhancement drugs?

Posted by: Dawn at August 18, 2003 06:26 PM