August 15, 2003
I Once Met A Man From New Guinea
Okay, that title's just begging for a limerick or two. C'mon...I know you wanna....
Give it your best shot!
Posted by DaGoddess at August 15, 2003 03:06 AM...whose penis had the diameter of a penny.
But it was longer than hell, and it could make women yell, but there was never one that said it was plenty.
...whose penis was 2 feet long, but skinny.
He said with a laugh,
"I just fold it in half,
then the thickness is enough for my Ginny."
I once met a man from New Guinea
Who said that his name was Big Benny
He didn't wear pants
And I saw at first glance
He was blessed with one asset a-plenty.
There once was a man from New Guinea,
Who was blessed with manhood a-plenney.
It looked like a ham hock
The ladies were shell-shocked
And he wondered why he couldn't get any!
I once met a man from New Guinea,
His endowment much larger than mini,
He said with a grin
As it tickled his chin,
If my chin was a c*nt, I could
End this limerick properly...
There once was a man from New Ginnea,
Whose johnson was long, thin, and skinny.
From much agatation,
During self flagation,
Had worn it down to a mini!