July 20, 2003
Water, Water Everywhere
AP - San Diego, PST
The formidable duo trio continued to move items into their new home today. While unpacking boxes and putting things where they belong, two thirds of the group endeavored to run the dishwasher. Bad idea.
In what could have been a scene from The Ten Commandments, water issued forth from under the sink and into the kitchen. Cries of "HOLY SHIT!" were heard throughout the land.
The dishwasher was turned OFF and blankets, sheets, towels were hastily thrown over the rushing waters in an attempt to staunch the flow.
Serious crisis averted.
Threat Level: Downgraded from RED to near-Yellow.
Can you say motherfuckingsonofabitchshit?
Posted by DaGoddess at July 20, 2003 08:30 PMI quit using the dad-blamed thing. Just don't trust a sideways appliance that water goes into.
Posted by: Rick at July 20, 2003 09:50 PMYes, I am conversant with that polysyllable. Quite effective at times. Unlike the "Ten C's", you didn't have Charlton Heston to part the waters so you could get to the possessed contraption. I had the same experience once. No fun. But my daughter had to be different, she set fire to hers doing a load of dishes, inside the washer. Figure that out.
Posted by: Wichi Dude at July 21, 2003 02:48 AMWichi Dude has been holding out on me - I haven't heard that story!
Posted by: bogie at July 21, 2003 03:19 AMOf course I can : motherfuckingsonofabitchshit! LOL! :)
Posted by: Mad Bull at July 21, 2003 06:21 AMDa Goddess uses nonosyllabic words?
Posted by: Don at July 21, 2003 09:14 AMThat's "nono" as between "octo" and "deca".
I know better that to tell the Goddess that certain syllables should be "No No" for her to use.
Posted by: Don at July 21, 2003 01:44 PMCan you say Pussybomborassclaat!? LOL
Posted by: Dr. D. at July 21, 2003 07:38 PMOh god, happened to me not too long ago....not fun. COurse idiots that we are, we were right in the next room, finally HRH (his royal highness) commented the dishwasher seemed to have been running for way too long. Wnt and looked and sure enough, the kitchen was flooded. Then I got blamed cause I wasn't sure where the master control for the water was. Oh well, we borrowed a wet vac and spent the rest of the night cleaning the kitchen and the cellar from where it had leaked down.....I could be wrong though, but I do believe there was a lot more than motherfuckingsonofabitchshit was going on, I think there was were at least one or more two in there....;)
Posted by: Cyn at July 21, 2003 08:06 PMWell...yes. I said something quite similar Saturday morning when the toilet overflowed.
Posted by: Buffy at July 21, 2003 08:50 PMI'm still drying my eyes ... now, I would NEVER say that but I just about fell out of my chair laughing ... AT WORK! Try to explain that away.
Posted by: The Parson at July 22, 2003 09:22 AMYes I most certainly can say it and do quite often, especially at work! RORFLMAO at Da Goddess.
Posted by: Pat at July 22, 2003 10:42 PMOMG! Can't believe the dishwasher would give ya problems on the first use! Thank goodness the place i'm moving into now didn't do that! ;)
Posted by: Zaldor at July 23, 2003 06:09 AMOMG! Can't believe the dishwasher would give ya problems on the first use! Thank goodness the place i'm moving into now didn't do that! ;)
Posted by: Zaldor at July 23, 2003 06:09 AMUnder normal circumstances, I invoke the Seven Words You (Useta Couldn't) Say On Television, but sudden catastrophe has been known to bring the actual list to my lips.
Posted by: triticale at July 24, 2003 05:55 AM