June 25, 2003

A Different Kind of Shake

I probably shouldn't do this, but I'm gonna. I have to. The urge is too strong not to do it.

Put your beverages down, ladies and gents. And, click here.

Somebody thought he'd never be a real writer. Ha! He is most certainly a writer...and he appears real to me. Guess what, darlin'? You got this old broad's attention!

Link found via oneword.

Posted by DaGoddess at June 25, 2003 04:22 PM
Comments

Masturbating misadventures. OK, that's a new one. I'm not sure if this makes him a better writer or not but I hope that he doesn't make the same mistake that many college co-eds make when they stand up in freshmen biology 101 and ask the professor, "if semen has so much fructose in it then why does it taste so salty?"

Posted by: Chris at June 25, 2003 04:53 PM

That has to be a VERY DIFFERENT type of story writer. Chris' finger even took on a nervous twitch on the "post" button.

Posted by: Wichi Dude at June 25, 2003 06:14 PM

*spew* must remember t pay attention to warnings.
thanks for the laugh joanie and the link.

Posted by: munin at June 25, 2003 06:18 PM

Ahh, that's nothing. Try learning the hard way to keep your mouth closed during the climax of a hand.... nevermind.

Posted by: Trigger at June 25, 2003 06:38 PM

McDonald's newest character, The Jizzgobbler.

Posted by: Thomas at June 26, 2003 04:39 AM

Thats really , really wrong...hehehe I like it!

Posted by: paul at June 30, 2003 02:28 PM