May 21, 2003
Zip It
I'm #18 on the Yahoo search results for people looking for "lips sealed with Bandaids" pics.
Frankly, I'm disappointed. Not because of my ranking, more because people lack the foresight to do a job properly. If you're gonna seal lips shut with something, use a stronger substance.
Top Five Lip-Sealers:
5) Any substance created by a child under the age of 10 and SUPPOSED to be easily wiped away with water
4) Super-Glue
3) Medical grade adhesive gauze tape
2) Day-Old Grits
1) Duct Tape
I'm not really advocating that anyone actually use any of these items on another person. I'm just saying.....you know, in the event of capturing a terrorist or something.
Speaking of lips....I'm #7 on this list. You may all let out a collective "Ewwww" now.
Posted by DaGoddess at May 21, 2003 07:19 PMOH my GAWD... I have never actually spit water from my mouth until I read this entry.... Gotta love those searches people do.
Posted by: Vince at May 21, 2003 10:04 PMOMG - that was HILARIOUS.
I found out today that if one searches "Uday and the girls" you get suburban blight. WTF? I think I've mentioned Uday twice in the blog's whole life.
And you're right about day-old grits. I often wonder why grits don't have more industrial applications. I mean, I'd rather have a grits house than a stucco one. Bugs can eat stucco.
Posted by: kelley at May 21, 2003 10:24 PM6) 20-pound test and a big, long needle.
Posted by: pril at May 21, 2003 10:34 PMI had an assistant scout master (boy scouts again...) that was a "native american" Indian. He was always sewing and beading his traditional costumes. Whenever we'd get wise, he would threaten to "bead our lips shut." I think that should definately rank on your list.
Posted by: Jim S at May 22, 2003 05:53 AMYOu must be so proud! I am jealous.
Posted by: Rori at May 24, 2003 01:08 AM