April 26, 2003
The Only Good Thing About Being Wounded In The Buttocks Is The Ice Cream
"They gave me all the ice cream I could eat."
I came home from work and started watching Forrest Gump. I have the movie. But, somehow, watching it on TV makes it an experience that I'm sharing with the entire nation. Kinda funny how so many of the themes from the movie are relevant today.
Anyhow, that's not what this post is about. No. I just wanna know if getting bit on the ass is enough to warrant some ice cream. Whaddya think?
Posted by DaGoddess at April 26, 2003 09:51 PMI defer to Mrs. Hook as I'm usually the one doing the biting!
Posted by: Sgt Hook at April 26, 2003 10:27 PMMy youngest son Ryan thinks ice cream cures everything. I'm not so sure he's wrong about that.
So, yeah. Go for it. Heh.
Posted by: margi at April 26, 2003 10:55 PMGood lord, Joan. Now I have to get up and go get some ice cream out of the fridge. If it hadn't been for me reading this post, I'd have forgotten it was in there. (Yeah, right!)
Posted by: Joni at April 26, 2003 11:39 PMYou need a reason to get ice cream? I never do!
Posted by: bogie at April 27, 2003 03:48 AMAss-solutely.
Posted by: rita at April 27, 2003 04:16 AMDear Goddess,
Your question is, \x{201C}Does Ice Cream Warrant Ass?\x{201D}
In the natural world, boobs and ass tend to be proportional to each other. I want to take this opportunity to thank the American Patriot \x{201C}Mad Man\x{201D} for showing me your ta ta\x{2019}s.
If those luscious mounds of sensual prodigity are the result of equilibrium from \x{201C}Ice Cream Ass\x{201D} I vote to buy you all the ice cream you can eat.
I\x{2019}m very close to Dryer\x{2019}s Grand Ice Cream\x{2019}s world head quarters, if you wish I will send you anything you desire from their company.
My motivation is for the selfish pleasure of gawking at your ample twins.
\x{201C}Does Ice Cream Warrant Ass\x{201D}, I say \x{201C}YES!!!
Virtually yours,
Dave
Posted by: Incoming at April 27, 2003 07:56 AMI,too, watched Forrest Gump last night. Even though I have it on tape and can watch it anytime without commercials, I was hooked and could not turn the channel. I should have gotten up and dished up some ice cream, cause it would have med me feel better as I cried so many times during the movie-cried from laughing so hard, and cried from sad parts. I know better than to watch a movie like this before going to bed. My eyes were swollen shut this morning!
Posted by: shirley at April 27, 2003 07:29 PMI,too, watched Forrest Gump last night. Even though I have it on tape and can watch it anytime without commercials, I was hooked and could not turn the channel. I should have gotten up and dished up some ice cream, cause it would have med me feel better as I cried so many times during the movie-cried from laughing so hard, and cried from sad parts. I know better than to watch a movie like this before going to bed. My eyes were swollen shut this morning!
Posted by: shirley at April 27, 2003 07:29 PMDude, when it comes to ice cream, even a mere bump on the ass would warrant Ice Cream Therapy.
Posted by: geena at April 28, 2003 01:25 AM