February 27, 2003
Stupid Human Tricks
Three kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first year in school. The biggest hurdle they faced was the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
"You need to use 'big people words,'" she'd always remind them.
She asked Wendy what she had done over the weekend. "I went
to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!".
She then asked Joey what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo" he said.
"No you took a ride on a TRAIN, use big people words."
She then asked Jackson what he had done.
"I read a book" he replied.
"That's wonderful" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Jackson thought about it, then puffed out his chest with GREAT pride and said: "Winnie the SHIT."
Posted by DaGoddess at February 27, 2003 05:37 AMComments