February 16, 2003

Happy Crackerlicious Birthday!

While he's not your average person's cup of tea, I have been fortunate enough to get to know the real Gutdude. The good, the bad, the ugly. I walked away from a real life encounter with him........alive. And, smiling. I think I may have been farting, too. I was laughing too hard to remember.

Anyhow, I still like him. For all his vitriol and political incorrectness, he's my friend.

Go wish that Mad Cracker a Happy Birthday. Give him many hits today. Let him think he's worthy of the worship. At 51, he needs to feel GOOD about himself. Do it before he forgets who you are. Before he forgets who he is.

You can go back to hating him tomorrow. Okay?

Posted by DaGoddess at February 16, 2003 05:10 AM
Comments

Like I told him...crackers aren't born they're BAKED. But I did wish him a Happy Bday ;)

Posted by: Madman at February 16, 2003 05:27 AM

"not your average person's cup of tea" -- that's gotta be the understatement of this millennium!

Posted by: Joni at February 16, 2003 01:48 PM

Thanks for the phone call and thanks for thinking of me yesterday. I went out with the do-some twosome last night to a Mexican restaurant somehow and got fucked up along the way. They poured me into bed around 8:00 and went back to South Carolina. I woke up at 1:00 this morning and had to think long and hard about where the hell I was and whatthefuck I had done.

The police haven't come to my door yet, so I think I got away clean. Whew! Another year gone.

Joni wouldn't want the "cup of tea" I would serve her. I'd piss in it first.

Posted by: Acidman at February 17, 2003 09:21 AM

Yeah, it's a crying shame everyone can't think and act alike. This world is just too damn interesting and varied, ain't it.

Methinks you'd be happiest living in STEPFORD!

Posted by: Joni at February 19, 2003 12:32 PM