My Ongoing Love Affair with Dallas Clayton
Yep, I’ve run into this a million times. Before I left Cali and since I’ve returend. Doesn’t faze me anymore except when I see it fazes others.
“A friend that I think is interesting, smart, and not insane
has told me that her ex-boyfriend
has decided to give up vegetarianism
as per the advice
of a food psychic.‘Food psychic.’
Sometimes, living in California
is a lot more like
living in a mockumentary about California
written by my father
and directed by my grandma.”
And that, my friends, is why I love Clayton‘s observations.
Ha! Yes. The people I work for employ a pet psychic, and they absolutely will not make any major life decisions without consulting her. It’s not just about their pets.
I found it curious though, that when one of the cats went missing for a week, the psychic didn’t seem to know that it was simply locked in the neighbor’s garage!
Comment by DogsDontPurr — 2012/10/16 @ 11:22
“I feel the cat is near. I see black. Lots of black. It’s dark where the cat is.”
“Nah, you just have your eyes closed. And the cat is on your lap”
Comment by Da Goddess — 2012/10/17 @ 19:27