i don’t know what the hell is wrong with me, but I’ve been having strange dreams lately. The most recent? Sitting on a tour bus with Robert Pattinson and some woman (not KStew), talking wine, viewing mountain homes, and then making out.
1) I have seen all of 10 minutes of Water For Elephants and 30 minutes of Vanity Fair. I’m not a fan, obviously.
2) He’s a baby! A child! All of 26. And not at all my type
3) Christopher Walken was the tour director
4) Charles Nelson Reilly was the bus driver
What does any of it mean? Should I be concerned?