Random Quotes
Collected from various conversations. Spouters of such remain anonymous. I’m sure you can figure out why.
“Thanks. I’m flattered you’re interested in me, but I’m currently not involved with someone I could potentially be in love with.”
“I thought life was supposed to get easier as we got older and, presumably, wiser.”
“You’re not touching my doodle hole. I don’t care how many drinks you’re willing to buy me. No. And really really NO.”
“Well, you know, if you want, we can still see each other. Just because I decided to go back to my wife/husband doesn’t mean we can’t date.”
“Country music is the only music!” “What about western?” “Oh, yeah, there’s that, too.”
“Do you really think it’s wise to wear that shirt to a biker bar?” (Shirt depicts two stickmen…engaged in…a certain activity)
“Sno Balls are better.” “No, they’re not. Cupcakes are.” “No, Sno Balls rock because they have coconut.” “Which is why I prefer Hostess Cupcakes. I hate coconut. Although Sno Balls are better than none.”
“But…damn, I just…I turned southern and was internally exclaiming, “why, I nevah!”. I got the vapors and everything. I…I perspired!.”
“Springsteen: the sound of constipation since 1984.” (The year Born in the USA came out.)
“We’ve had a 25 year love affair…in my mind.”
“Curiosity didn’t kill the cat, it caused enlightenment.”
Okay, okay. That last one was mine. Fine, I’ll cop to the Springsteen quote, too.
Right there with you regarding Bruce. ICK.
Comment by pam — 2011/06/13 @ 08:19
Don’t want to even know where the comment about the doodle hole came from… :shock:
Comment by diamond dave — 2011/06/13 @ 11:24
Have to give you the Bruce bit.
The stick-men shirt in a biker bar only works if there is some truly FOUL comment printed with it.
I thought it was, “Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back.” Just guessing.
Comment by Wichi Dude — 2011/06/13 @ 18:55
I pretty much love everything Bruce did prior to BITU, but man oh man did he ever get “clenched” from that point on! It’s painful for me to hear. Especially “Glory Days”. hate that song with a passion.
Doodle hole…hahahahaha! It’s a blues tune, but you can figure out what that’s all about. And when you hang out with musicians in bars, you hear a lot of funny things.
Regarding curiosity, let’s just say you learn a lot when you have a curious mind. We’d have no electricity, lights, computers, medicine, or even beer if not for curiosity. So, enlightment it is (for me).
:toast:
Comment by DaGoddess — 2011/06/13 @ 19:32