Sermon for the Phlegmish

DaGoddess @ 03:11

I’ve got a message for you, from the lobes of my lungs, brothers and sisters
Everybody out there in search for peace, love, joy, clear breathing


When you feel that burning deep down inside your chest


Let air in your lungs this morning brothers and sisters


Reach down deep and ignore the wheeze (but have your inhaler ready)


Let yourself breathe in, let your lungs breathe out


Cough it up, bring that evil mucous up…let it rise to the surface and cast it out!


Everybody knows the phlegm is there, come closer and have a listen


Come on, brothers and sisters! Work it out. Cast it out!


Inhale! As deeply as you can. Inhale! Feel the oxygen fill your lungs!

Humidify! Humidify! Humidify your mucous membranes. Humidify…Amen


  1. Oh, my. You are sick. Still creative though. There is that.

    Feel better!!!!! :grouphug:

    Comment by Pam — 2010/02/06 @ 07:00

  2. Mucinex really works wonders, too!

    Comment by Mrs. Who — 2010/02/06 @ 08:19

  3. Aaaayyy-men!

    Comment by jan — 2010/02/06 @ 09:24

  4. Yeah, hacking up those gummi bears sure is a bitch, ain’t it?

    Comment by diamond dave — 2010/02/06 @ 09:27

  5. Hallelujah and A-Men sister (as she dances in the aisle with her big hat on) heehee

    Comment by patti — 2010/02/06 @ 14:23

  6. Moistening the alveoli not just for the rich anymore. …

    Inspired wet witnessing.

    Comment by Temple Stark — 2010/02/07 @ 23:42

  7. Ok, I think that Temple wins the internets for the day for that comment…

    Comment by Jan — 2010/02/08 @ 08:57

  8. Is that a song? Who sang that? Janis Joplin?

    Feel better soon.

    Comment by Jason — 2010/02/08 @ 19:13

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