I’m Not Disturbed

DaGoddess @ 04:00

But Meyer is.

My only way out of a very bad mood (and a massive meltdown) is to stare at my wallpaper.

Basic Instructions

Besides, that’s nowhere near disturbing as half the commercials they show for the latest movies anymore. Seriously, the amount of gore and outright scare tactics they employ trump what’s on my desktop.

Anyhow, this is what I do to work my way out of my funk. I stare at Scott Meyer’s visage and maniacal words. Well, that and endless amounts of videos on YouTube that defy description. Oh, and I email Aaron Johnson of What the Duck. He has a book coming out that I want to read. I used to email Chris Muir, but he’s busier day by day (ooh, see how I did that? That’s talent) and I’m a nobody again. I don’t rank anywhere in the blogosphere the way I used to. N.O.B.O.D.Y. Ooooh! I’m going to start a band called N.O.B.O.D.Y. and sing that song by Sylvia “Nobody”. And I’ll do the dance we did in my “advanced dance” class in high school, because that would be one quick way for me to gain some notoriety. Not necessarily in a good way, but still! C’mon, that would be tight, huh?

The only way to prevent a tragedy like that is to buy my silence, people. Send me money, gear, plane tickets, money, books, quality music, money. I swear. I’ll shut up if you’re good.

In other news, Pam‘s husband narrowly averted disaster and had to leave town without us getting together. He may not get so lucky last time. Although, to hear The Fat Guy tell it, I’m a delight. Hahahaha!

By the way, the dance must be done in leggings and leotard and involves some interesting gyrations and prancing. NOBODY wants to see that.

And that concludes my linkiest post in about a year.


  1. I am dismayed, as you well know from the tortured [and torturous] emails. Le sigh.

    But I love Scott’s work and downloaded a couple of desktop papers!

    And NOBODY? I haven’t heard that in years. What a change from the music of today. If there were any. Oh, I mean ‘pop’, not blues. Almost got myself into a heap o’ trouble there… :biggrin:

    Comment by Pam — 2009/09/02 @ 04:57

  2. Me love you loooong time,Goddess! :wave:

    Comment by Chris Muir — 2009/09/02 @ 07:12

  3. Pam, I’m always able to cause dismay. It’s my chief export.

    And really, Chris? Seriously? Cool. Does this mean I don’t have to dance and put it on YouTube? Or do I just get the wave? :rofl:

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/09/02 @ 08:23

  4. I like this dance :nana:

    Comment by Chris Muir — 2009/09/02 @ 09:18

  5. Which is also TFG’s fault. Kind of like me laughing hysterically at THIS dance:


    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/09/02 @ 09:23

  6. Gah! My EARS! Don’t fuckin’ do that to me when I’m trying to eat, woman! Shit, I almost lost it all over my keyboard.

    Comment by Jan — 2009/09/02 @ 12:06

  7. :tinfoil:

    Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/09/02 @ 12:31

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