Tired of Having a Peanut in Your Pants?
That’s what a recent spam email had as a title. I quite liked it. Although, to be honest, I don’t know many people who carry around a peanut in their pants. Millimeter peters, yes. But peanuts, no.
I haven’t had such a good laugh from spam in a long time. The mere though of that peanut… I mean, I don’t think of it as a euphemism for a penis, so I have to wonder: is it in their pocket? A cuff? Or is it just free-floating, occasionally lodged here and there? That must be terribly uncomfortable. Or maybe it’s a huge turn-on. I don’t know! But part of me is oddly curious.
:nana:
Or is it a bananito?
Comment by Cheri @ Blog This Mom! — 2009/04/11 @ 11:08
A barnacle?
That’s funny, since Artie called little Daisy a ‘peanut’ today. :rofl:
Comment by pamibe — 2009/04/11 @ 15:04
My first response to that question was “It would help if you changed pants more often.” I mean really, just removing your pants and shaking them out would take care of the problem. But then, I’m far more literal minded than most…
:zombie:
Comment by Jan — 2009/04/11 @ 17:40
:rofl: y’all crack me the hell up.
Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/04/11 @ 19:37
mm peters hahahaha. too funny. Spam titles – they are crazy wild, weird and well, fuck i always wondered what a lot of spam think s it’s doing, – there’s NO WAY anyone above 50 IQ would bother with.
Comment by Temple Stark — 2009/04/11 @ 20:21
Oh, but people do believe. They do, they do, they do. And then we get to sit around and laugh.
Comment by DaGoddess — 2009/04/11 @ 20:43